Here are some jokes hoping you laugh and enjoy:

.Here are some jokes hoping you laugh and enjoy:



TEACHER: John, how do you spell \"crocodile\"?
JOHN : \"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L\"
TEACHER: No, that\'s wrong
JOHN : Maybe it\'s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : \"HIJKLMNO\"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it\'s H to O!


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!


TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn\'thave ten years ago.
WILLY : Me!


TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY : Well, I\'m a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, \"School Ahead, Go Slow.\"


SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.


TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can\'t fool me, Teacher... snakes don\'t have feet.


TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE : Don\'t bite any.


TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with \"I\".
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, \"I am.\"
ELLEN : All right... \"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.\"


MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.


TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands

اللهم يا مسهل الشديد,

وياملين الحديد,ويا منجز الوعيد,

ويا من هو كل يوم في امر جديد,

اخرجني من حلق الضيق الي اوسع الطريق بك ادفع ما لا اطيق,

ولا حول ولا قوة الا بالله العلي العظيم...

قال رسول الله-ص

-:"من قالهن وعلمهن الناس اذهب الله كربه واطال فرحه"ان شاء الله

صدق رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم