( إذَا مَاتَ الإِنْسَانُ انْقَطَعَ عَمَلُهُ إلاَّ مِنْ ثَلاَثٍ : صَدَقَةٍ جَارِيَةٍ ، أَوْ عِلْم
الجنسية : وطنى هو كل مكان يُذكر فيه ربى جل فى علاه
عدد المساهمات : 7765
العمر : 41
المهنة : لا حياة بدون عمــــل .. ولا عمل بدون أمــــل !!
الأبراج الصينية :
نقاط : 186557
السمعة : 246
تاريخ الميلاد : 07/12/1975
تاريخ التسجيل : 29/03/2010
الموقع : http://fgec.ahlamontada.com/
العمل/الترفيه : Senior master of English
|موضوع: Very Clever Answers 2010-05-31, 3:26 am|| |
Very Clever Answers
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me
Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon".
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".
Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher".
Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot "
Sam: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street singer, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman".
Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
Student: "Brotherly love".
Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Student: "Because George still had the axe in is hand."
|عبيدة رافع اللواء|
محـــ القلعة ـــــــــارب
الديانة : مسلم وكلى فخر بفضل الله
الجنسية : ارض الاسود
عدد المساهمات : 1574
العمر : 33
المهنة : المصير إما إلى جنة وإما إلى نار
الأبراج الصينية :
نقاط : 51046
السمعة : 36
تاريخ الميلاد : 22/04/1984
تاريخ التسجيل : 30/05/2010
العمل/الترفيه : أسألكم الدعاء بارك الله فيكم
المزاج : الحمد لله وكفى
|موضوع: رد: Very Clever Answers 2011-01-27, 12:17 am|| |
again gorgeous words springing from a sincere heart full of beauty and endless morals . tell me more about your life in this shaking world . as far as u know we as teachers have great effects on people around us giving them hope even if we sometimes doubt it concerning our current conditions . my confidence in Allah is limitless .in addition, i keep away from people in the time of tumult ( riot ) . to be safe , confront corruption and never be negative .